fuck-slayer:

in english today a girl asked me how i put on makeup with my glasses on and i said ‘i take them off’ and she looked at me like

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thadoggfather:

thadoggfather:

thadoggfather:

GUYS SOME SORT OF BUG BIT ME AND IT REALLY STINGS WTF DO I DO 

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littlemissmeenah:

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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santamuffins:

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(babys first katana)

god bless us everyone

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ampura:

mewti:

mamakarkat:

kumashiro:

teletubbiesmpreg:

charlesdutton:

SCREECH I WAS WRONG I FOUND SOMETHING CUTER THAN LITTLE ROSE AND JADE

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dont forget this cutie

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i raise you a karkat

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YOU WIN

I raise you an eridan

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No i think eridan wins

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thewisepickle:

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

revenge at it’s finest.

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biclopsdad:

i think it’s time they update our history books

biclopsdad:

i think it’s time they update our history books

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